The Caption This game is played every Wednesday at 12PM Eastern. Every week, I’ll post an image from an episode of M*A*S*H and ask readers to provide a caption. This is not a competition, there is no winner, and you can share as many captions as you want.
This week’s image is from the Season 9 episode “Cementing Relationships.” Take a look and hit the comments with your best idea for a caption.

Check back next Wednesday for another installment of Caption This.





“Which one of you two cads hammered a nail into my tooth while I was asleep?”
I’d caption this as: “What do you mean the party’s cancelled!? I just got this thing hung up!”
Not related to this particular post, but I just wanted to express my gratitude to RJ for continuing to maintain this website after all these years!
I do not hop on as frequently as I used to, which was about six or seven years ago now (you were still fairly in the thick of doing the episode spotlights), but I still greatly enjoy peeping in every now and then to see what is the latest in “MASHland” by RJ. Hopefully I can visit the site more often in the future.
Thanks for the many fond memories and God bless you!
-Ben
P.S. One thing you could do that I would appreciate is if you brought back the website record search bar/library where website users could select a month to revisit all the posts made. Right now, the only way to do this is to use the very bottom of the Home page and select either the next or previous page adjacent to the one you’re on, or go to the very last page. It makes it difficult to revisit posts somewhere in the middle.
P.P.S. Are the posts from before 2000 available (i.e., those in 1999)? I recall reading a post by RJ that said he couldn’t recover them but just wanted to double check. Thanks!
“Sorry, I was hungry and wanted a snack.”
“Much as I appreciate our camp’s practitioner’s com…plete dedication to… primitive dentistry…”
“A Winchester is adept at the use of *any* implements of skill, unlimited to merely a scalpel, I assure you. I have most emphatically… NOT… hammered my fingers to this wall. Now, the same cannot have been said of my… (chuckle)… predecessor.”
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