The Caption This game is played every Wednesday at 12PM Eastern. Every week, I’ll post an image from an episode of M*A*S*H and ask readers to provide a caption. This is not a competition, there is no winner, and you can share as many captions as you want.
This week’s image is from the Season 3 episode “A Full Rich Day.” Take a look and hit the comments with your best idea for a caption.

Check back next Wednesday for another installment of Caption This.





Hawkeye: “Trapper… are you alright?”
Trapper (off screen): “Oh, fine, except I just had a vivid dream where we were a TV show… and another show… bananas… oh! Bonanza… a western… and had a featured actor with my name (different spelling) (except the nickname), and it followed ours in reruns… Just so happens a regular actor would later play older me in another show about me. Oh, and there was even a villain in the western named Frank! It all feels so… weird, but…REAL somehow!”
Radar: “WO-O-O-OWW! Capt. McIntyre’s sure off the deep end! Even Klinger couldn’t come up with something THAT loopy!”
Hawkeye: “…Better call Sydney Freedman, Radar…”