The Caption This game is played every Wednesday at 12PM Eastern. Every week, I’ll post an image from an episode of M*A*S*H and ask readers to provide a caption. This is not a competition, there is no winner, and you can share as many captions as you want.
This week’s image is from the Season 3 episode “Iron Guts Kelly.” Take a look and hit the comments with your best idea for a caption.
Check back next Wednesday for another installment of Caption This.
Frank: “Everybody say cheese!”
All: “Ferret face!”
Hawkeye: “Frank never learned in medical school that that’s not the way to take pictures for X-rays.”
Ok, Margaret, now spread your legs wider…
‘Perfect!! These pictures will be the perfect proof in my report to Gen. Clayton. The degenerates!!’
“Okay, all you viewers… There! HAHAHAHA! *Now* I have proof of ALL of you watching this show! I’m sending these photos to Senator McCarthy and see what HE has to say about all…. huh? 1974? Oh…. well… Vice President Agnew, then… wha’…? Oh, nertz!” (Drops camera, leaves)
Dear Mom: Enclosed is a picture of all the friends I have here at Mash 4077th. Please show it to Dad. Love Your Son, Frank Burns.