The Caption This game is played every Wednesday at 12PM Eastern. Every week, I’ll post an image from an episode of M*A*S*H and ask readers to provide a caption. This is not a competition, there is no winner, and you can share as many captions as you want.
This week’s image is from the Season 4 episode “Some 38th Parallels.” Take a look and hit the comments with your best idea for a caption.
Check back next Wednesday for another installment of Caption This.
“Massaging Sgt. Zale… clearly, I’d do ANYTHING for a Section 8!”
Couldn’t see the whole picture, rendering the joke pointless. Sorry ’bout that.
BJ (off camera): “KLINGER! THAT SAUSAGE IS BOOBYTRAPPED!”
Klinger: “This war gets stupider every day!”
“Just great… now I got dish pan hands to go with my trench foot. I wish I was back stateside, I coulda’ been a piano player instead of a potato peeler.”
“How many things I did in Korea to get Section 8 for nothing, and back home in Toledo I would be locked in padded cell just for doing this.”
‘Sigh!! My fingers are pruned. What’s the point of even getting a manicure??’
One potato, two potato, three potato, four…
Five potato…peeler, six potato peeler…