The Caption This game is played every Wednesday at 12PM Eastern. Every week, I’ll post an image from an episode of M*A*S*H and ask readers to provide a caption. This is not a competition, there is no winner, and you can share as many captions as you want.
This week’s image is from the Season 8 episode “Goodbye, Cruel World.” Take a look and hit the comments with your best idea for a caption.

Check back next Wednesday for another installment of Caption This.





(Pssst. This screenshot is a repeat from the last one.)
Oops. Fixed.
This cheese, when eaten, extends the life span of the Lebanese people by at least ten years.
“Thank goodness the latrine will be fixed tomorrow.”
Upon Klinger’s discovery: “Wow, whenever Burns and Houlihan told Col. Blake to ‘grow a pair’, I had no idea he took it literally!”