The Caption This game is played every Wednesday at 12PM Eastern. Every week, I’ll post an image from an episode of M*A*S*H and ask readers to provide a caption. This is not a competition, there is no winner, and you can share as many captions as you want.
This week’s image is from the Season 4 episode “Hey, Doc.” Take a look and hit the comments with your best idea for a caption.

Check back next Wednesday for another installment of Caption This.





An early test for “DUCK! and coooo-verrrrr…” didn’t go very well.
Col. Potter: “well fellas, it looks like Radar has gone 10-200 in his pants after that last explosion. Better prep’em for the changing room”
Hawkeye: “Colonel it is unfair to ask a Surgeon to change a diaper”
BJ: “…Well, don’t look at me, I haven’t even been at home to change Erin’s diapers, I’m certainly not going to have my first change be on a US Army corporal!”
Col. Potter: “All right fellows, don’t get your skivvies in a knot! Hells Bells, my kingdom for a neonatal nurse. Maybe I can offer Klinger a chance at that Section 8 if he deals with this?”
“And now for my famous impression of a chimpanzee with a limp.”
Why did I have last nights chili?