The Caption This game is played every Wednesday at 12PM Eastern. Every week, I’ll post an image from an episode of M*A*S*H and ask readers to provide a caption. This is not a competition, there is no winner, and you can share as many captions as you want.
This week’s image is from the Season 1 episode “Germ Warfare.” Take a look and hit the comments with your best idea for a caption.
Check back next Wednesday for another installment of Caption This.
Frank (off camera): “What are you two dopes doing now?”
Hawkeye: “Don’t break my concentration, Frank! We’re doing a Hawkeye eclipse of the Trapper.”
Wayne Rogers (thinking): “That’s what it’s called? I think I hate this!”
Frank: “I’m getting Henry to call your shrink friend Freedman! …What a couple o’ ding-dongs!”
“Kiss me, you fool!”
“Yesterday in O.R., that new nurse did the most amazing — hey, hey, Alan, you’re in my closeup!”
Wayne and Alan discussing who is the star of the show.