The Caption This game is played every Wednesday at 12PM Eastern. Every week, I’ll post an image from an episode of M*A*S*H and ask readers to provide a caption. This is not a competition, there is no winner, and you can share as many captions as you want.
This week’s image is from the Season 3 episode “Bulletin Board.” Take a look and hit the comments with your best idea for a caption.
Check back next Wednesday for another installment of Caption This.
I’m used to see the yellow brick road when I’m drunk, but a yellow brick man?
Hawkeye: “Whazzis? Hmm… a tiny microphone disguised as a louse!”
Trapper: “One of Col. Flagg’s.”
H: “Col. Flagg *is* a louse. (examines mic) Quite a likeness, too.”
T: “Of his brain.”
H: “Like a 3-D brain scan!”
(pause)
T: “Wanna put it near Frank’s face? The snoring’d wake Flagg up something fierce.”
H: “I thought you’d never ask!”
Hawkeye: The elves promised they would clean everything up before I woke up!! I’ve been duped!!