The Caption This game is played every Wednesday at 12PM Eastern. Every week, I’ll post an image from an episode of M*A*S*H and ask readers to provide a caption. This is not a competition, there is no winner, and you can share as many captions as you want.
This week’s image is from the Season 4 episode “Dear Ma.” Take a look and hit the comments with your best idea for a caption.
Check back next Wednesday for another installment of Caption This.
Hawkeye & BJ walk by…
H: “I don’t blame the dog. I wouldn’t want that tripe from the mess tent if I were him either.”
B: “Powered tripe, no doubt.”
H: “Dog gaining weight?”
B: “Nah! If the dog were too big to be fed, he wouldn’t fit in there.”
H: “Radar might, could be his new quarters.”
(Actual line from a much later episode, delivered by B.J.):
“We gave it to a dog. Now it’s a pup tent.”
Hawkeye and Radar walk by…
R: “Ooh, look! Do… do you suppose the guard dog can speak in Human?!”
H: “He’d be the only dog in Korea that communicates in sign language.”
Trapper: See that kennel out there, Frank!! You keep mouthing off to me, and that’s where you will be bunking.