The Caption This game is played every Wednesday at 12PM Eastern. Every week, I’ll post an image from an episode of M*A*S*H and ask readers to provide a caption. This is not a competition, there is no winner, and you can share as many captions as you want.
This week’s image is from the Season 4 episode “Deluge.” Take a look and hit the comments with your best idea for a caption.

Check back next Wednesday for another installment of Caption This.





Fr. Mulcahy: I told him I didn’t want any mayonnaise.
BJ: “Peanut butter and mayo? That’s worse than Peg’s pregnancy cravings!”
BJ: Great job, Hawkeye. Now we will not die of hunger, but of salmonella poisoning.
BJ: “You know, I never thought I would prefer to eat Igor’s Creamed Wienies, but I would gladly trade this dreck for a dish of that slop”
Father Mulcahy: “Oh dear…. it appears that I ended up with one of Radar’s armpit sandwiches. Alas…well ‘give us this day our daily bread’ and all that…”
BJ: While we’re in Korea, a Dagwood sanwich.
BJ: Time to wax poetic about trivial matters.
Mulcahy: “Wait, why didn’t you fellows tell me a couple of minutes earlier that this was a white hat?”
These are great! Keep ’em coming.
BJ: “Don’t look now, Hawk, but you’re about as good at preparing food as Igor!”
Hawkeye: “Yecch! Well, as long as I don’t operate like Frank, I’ll be alright.”