The Caption This game is played Wednesdays at 12PM ET. Each week, I’ll post an image from an episode of M*A*S*H and ask readers to provide a caption. This is not a competition, there is no winner, and you can share as many captions as you want.
This week’s image is from the Season 2 episode “Crisis.” Take a look and hit the comments with your best idea for a caption.

Check back next Wednesday for another installment of Caption This.





“Well, golly, sir… either the black marketeers are improving like gangbusters, or Pierce and MacEntyre are upping their prank game. Nope, empty! Gone! The whole shebang!”