The Caption This game is played Wednesdays at 12PM ET. Each week, I’ll post an image from an episode of M*A*S*H and ask readers to provide a caption. This is not a competition, there is no winner, and you can share as many captions as you want.
This week’s image is from the Season 10 episode “The Birthday Girls.” Take a look and hit the comments with your best idea for a caption.

Check back next Wednesday for another installment of Caption This.





“An awkward dance move there, but that’s how it sometimes when your partner is Capt. Pierce.”
“Okay, now try it without the coffee cup….”
“Look, I find Major Burns repulsive, too, but that’s no excuse for backing into people in the mess tent while they carry trays full of… food!”
“Alright stick ’em up, these potatoes are loaded!”