The Caption This game is played Wednesdays at 12PM ET. Each week, I’ll post an image from an episode of M*A*S*H and ask readers to provide a caption. This is not a competition, there is no winner, and you can share as many captions as you want.
This week’s image is from the Season 5 episode “The Nurses.” Take a look and hit the comments with your best idea for a caption.

Check back next Wednesday for another installment of Caption This.





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“HEY! MARGARET! OVER HERE! Please, Margaret… I’m a real big fan! (long pause) OK, this is why Gelbart wouldn’t allow cheap puns!”
Margaret: “Really, Pierce? Ventriloquism? Talking fans? …Meta???”