The Caption This game is played Wednesdays at 12PM ET. Each week, I’ll post an image from an episode of M*A*S*H and ask readers to provide a caption. This is not a competition, there is no winner, and you can share as many captions as you want.
This week’s image is from the Season 1 episode “I Hate a Mystery.” Take a look and hit the comments with your best idea for a caption.

Check back next Wednesday for another installment of Caption This.





Frank Burns was known to keep an extensive collection of framed photos taken while the lens cap was still on.
Col. Blake (announcing): “Major Houlihan wins the Smug-Off again! (aside) Frank, you’re confusing your ‘smug’ with your ‘befuddled’ again.”
Frank (under his breath): “You would know ‘befuddled’ all too well, Henry!”
Hawkeye: “Now, THAT’s smug.”
Houlihan (to herself): Aren’t I better than Frank, my dogtags are correctly positioned.
Frank (to himself): Hmmm, where are my dogtags?
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