The Caption This game is played Wednesdays at 12PM ET. Each week, I’ll post an image from an episode of M*A*S*H and ask readers to provide a caption. This is not a competition, there is no winner, and you can share as many captions as you want.
This week’s image is from the Season 10 episode “‘Twas the Day After Christmas.” Take a look and hit the comments with your best idea for a caption.

Check back next Wednesday for another installment of Caption This.





“Oh, my lord, they’ve been right all along… my heart has been kept in here the whole time! (pause) In spite of my… extensive medical knowledge that assures all knowledgeable medical scholars that that is not how that particular organ.. works. Medical philistines!”
“Why, may I ask, is there a severed goat’s head contained within this refrigeration unit? Don’t you dare presume to tell me that _this_ is what we shall be dining on for dinner this evening.”