The Caption This game is played Wednesdays at 12PM ET. Each week, I’ll post an image from an episode of M*A*S*H and ask readers to provide a caption. This is not a competition, there is no winner, and you can share as many captions as you want.
This week’s image is from the Season 2 episode “Kim.” Take a look and hit the comments with your best idea for a caption.
Check back next Wednesday for another installment of Caption This.
Hawkeye peering into field: “Frank, isn’t that your wife?”
Margaret, you’ll never see what’s in that field until you get a haircut.
“Hey Trapper, did you find that golf ball?”
Margaret: “Oh, Frank, I can never take my eyes off of you, darling! Ever!”
Hawkeye: “Then watch me slap that ferret face right off…!”
Frank: “(whine)!”
Hawkeye: “IT’S AN URGENT EMERGENCY! THERE’S NO TIME TO LOSE!!!”
Margaret: “HE’S RIGHT! LET’S DO SOMETHING!”
Frank: “THIS IS AWFUL! IT’S TIME FOR ACTION!”
(pause)
Hawkeye: “It’s starting to rain.
Frank: “Well, then…”
Hawkeye: “Let’s go inside. Forget the whole thing.”
(They leave)