The Caption This game is played Wednesdays at 12PM ET. Each week, I’ll post an image from an episode of M*A*S*H and ask readers to provide a caption. This is not a competition, there is no winner, and you can share as many captions as you want.
This week’s image is from the Season 5 episode “Exorcism.” Take a look and hit the comments with your best idea for a caption.
Check back next Wednesday for another installment of Caption This.
Radar: “If I were THIS tall, sir, I could play basketball for a living! (little laugh)”
Potter: “Looks like you’ll have to settle for a game of horseshoe, son.”
Radar: “Gee, colonel, may I -?”
Potter: “Noooo! Not with Sophie’s spare tire you don’t!”
Radar (matter-of- factly): “Didn’t think so, sir. (grins, climbs down)”
Potter (exasperated): “FURSHLUGINNER FISHGUTS, Radar, you CAN’T take that horseshoe and klonk Major Burns on the head! That’d be a capital offense!!”
Radar: “Also a boon to the 4077th’s morale, sir.”
Potter (calmly): “That, too.”