NOTE: This week’s installment of Caption This was not published yesterday as scheduled. Sorry for the delay.
The Caption This game is played every Wednesday at 12PM Eastern. Every week, I’ll post an image from an episode of M*A*S*H and ask readers to provide a caption. This is not a competition, there is no winner, and you can share as many captions as you want.
This week’s image is from the Season 4 episode “Dear Peggy.” Take a look and hit the comments with your best idea for a caption.

Check back next Wednesday for another installment of Caption This.





“Don’t believe me? Okay, just watch. Whenever I eat a slice of Spam and push hard enough on my left ear, I can squeeze out a sculpture of Radar out of my right ear canal.”
‘Hmmm, these pretzels are making me thirsty!!’
“Mmm, that Lt. Dish… I want to do this to her tongue”
(Hawkeye bites into sauce-covered… something from the mess tent)
CRUNCH!
“Cut!”
Alan: “So *that’s* where the missing Watergate tape went!”
Hey, Trapper, it’s Hawk. Guess what I’m eating.