The Caption This game is played every Wednesday at 12PM Eastern. Every week, I’ll post an image from an episode of M*A*S*H and ask readers to provide a caption. This is not a competition, there is no winner, and you can share as many captions as you want.
This week’s image is from the Season 2 episode “Officers Only.” Take a look and hit the comments with your best idea for a caption.
Check back next Wednesday for another installment of Caption This.
Trapper: “… Huh. There’re words printed on this.”
Frank: “What?”
Trapper: “It says…. ‘Not for use by lousy surgeons with pointy noses who keep pictures of Senator McCarthy in their bibles”
Frank (squeaky voiced): “…Really?”
Trapper: “(laughs) Boy, Frank, you’re WAY too easy! No wonder you and Hot Lips get along so well.”
(Frank leaves in a huff)
Well, it was the early seasons…
I agree with you and I’m sorry you won’t visit this site anymore.
Trapper: If you apply your Elmer Gantry on this sheet of paper, we can have the club open to everyone.
Trapper: “See, Frank, the first number represents the number of years I’ll be on the show. And, if you add the 2nd number, that’s how many years you’ll be on the show.”
‘See Frank, your discharge orders have arrived. Signed by MacArthur no less.’