The Caption This game is played Wednesdays at 12PM ET. Each week, I’ll post an image from an episode of M*A*S*H and ask readers to provide a caption. This is not a competition, there is no winner, and you can share as many captions as you want.
This week’s image is from the Season 9 episode “The Life You Save.” Take a look and hit the comments with your best idea for a caption.

Check back next Wednesday for another installment of Caption This.





“Well, Rizzo, it appears your jeep is suffering from a case of Partis Missing-itis.”
“Rizzo, I’d heard that my most… illustrious… predecessor Major Burns would do this to his patients…”
Klinger once remembered his attempt to be thrown out of the army by eating a jeep. It was later that he had an idea to capitalize on that moment: A Gormet Jeep Restaurant.