The Caption This game is played Wednesdays at 12PM ET. Each week, I’ll post an image from an episode of M*A*S*H and ask readers to provide a caption. This is not a competition, there is no winner, and you can share as many captions as you want.
This week’s image is from the Season 2 episode “For Want of a Boot.” Take a look and hit the comments with your best idea for a caption.

Check back next Wednesday for another installment of Caption This.





“After the war, I’m gonna become a plastic surgeon, specializing in boob jobs!”
(For those of you who don’t get the connection, Larry Linville later reprised Frank Burns in a skit with Howard Stern and Frank and Hawkeye went into business together after the war doing breast augmentations.
“Okay… which one did Pierce and McIntyre put the water in and which has the booze….?”
Terrific material. With thanks.
A very great army movie to watch I believe my brother watched every episode he was stationed in Korea for two and a half to three years,