The Caption This game is played Wednesdays at 12PM ET. Each week, I’ll post an image from an episode of M*A*S*H and ask readers to provide a caption. This is not a competition, there is no winner, and you can share as many captions as you want.
This week’s image is from the Season 9 episode “The Red/White Blues.” Take a look and hit the comments with your best idea for a caption.

Check back next Wednesday for another installment of Caption This.





“Klinger, I just found letters backed up in the corner! There is correspondence here for Radar, Trapper, Col. Blake and even ‘Spearchucker’ Jones”! …and Frank. It’ll take months just to get to BJ, let alone Charles…”
Margaret: “Col. Potter, while I was confiscating love letters from my nurses – all from Capt. Pierce, by the way – I found a ton of ’em addressed to me from Frank, Donald, and Sully as well. What should I do?!”
Potter: “The usual. Works for Klinger from HIS ex, Laverne.”
Margaret (matter-of-factly): “Incinerator it is.”
“Klinger! I told you no more junk mail!”
“I just found the lost script changes for ‘Edwina’.”