The Caption This game is played Wednesdays at 12PM ET. Each week, I’ll post an image from an episode of M*A*S*H and ask readers to provide a caption. This is not a competition, there is no winner, and you can share as many captions as you want.
This week’s image is from the Season 4 episode “The Bus.” Take a look and hit the comments with your best idea for a caption.
Check back next Wednesday for another installment of Caption This.
“That darn Klinger has eaten the fan belt again! I hope it gives him permanent indigestion.”
Hawkeye: “Not surprisingly, Frank’s as adept at fixing bus engines as he is at surgery.”
Potter: “How in hell does he manage to leave a scalpel in there?!”
BJ: “I don’t know, but somewhere, his last patient is walking around with a carburetor in his sternum!”
Col. Potter to BJ and Hawkeye: The thing-a-ma-jig goes to the dew-hickey, not the whatchamacallit!!! The whatchamacallit goes to the thing-a-ma-bob!!
OK, the hood is up. Now what do we do?