The Caption This game is played every Wednesday at 12PM Eastern. Every week, I’ll post an image from an episode of M*A*S*H and ask readers to provide a caption. This is not a competition, there is no winner, and you can share as many captions as you want.
This week’s image is from the Season 4 episode “The Gun.” Take a look and hit the comments with your best idea for a caption.
Check back next Wednesday for another installment of Caption This.
“So, someone’s face does… this… when they have a stroke? Gee, you learn a lot working with doctors.”
“When he finds out I lost his gun, they’re going to court-martial me and send me to Leavenworth to crack rocks. I heard they don’t even allow prisoners to have grape Nehi there!”
“I wonder if there’ll be any of that chocolate cake left when I get home. . . .”
“We’re running out of the time left we have for out talent show? Okay, I’ll quckly combine some of my Hollywood impressions. Here’s Charles Laughton and Jack Benny…”
You are telling me that I can’t smoke or drink anymore? And that disease I have is called scenaristys stupidys?
“(upset) Omigosh, I think the mess hall food is destroying my teeth! (indignant) Golly!!!”
‘Gosh!! I can’t remember if I closed Babette and Bongo’s hatch securely!!’
“If I get sent to Leavenworth who will take care of Sophie for Colonel Potter?”
fifteen years!
I’m actually 35!?