The Caption This game is played Wednesdays at 12PM ET. Each week, I’ll post an image from an episode of M*A*S*H and ask readers to provide a caption. This is not a competition, there is no winner, and you can share as many captions as you want.
This week’s image is from the Season 8 episode “Dear Uncle Abdul.” Take a look and hit the comments with your best idea for a caption.

Check back next Wednesday for another installment of Caption This.





“I thought your nose would be doing the pointing!”
Thanks a lot! I value it!
Nicely put, Thanks a lot.
“Be vewy vewy quiet-I’m hunting landmines!”
Everyone knows Klinger’s pretending to be a falconer for a section 8… but why Charles thinks he’s Elmer Fudd is puzzling, even to Sydney Freedman…
Klinger: “I am the GREAT Toledo Falconer! Behold my trusty bird!”
Charles: “I am the Great hunter… of falcons!”
(Hawkeye and BJ stroll by)
Hawkeye: “Who knew that back when Frank was here under the delusion that he was a doctor would be the good old days?”
BJ: “They weren’t.”