The Caption This game is played Wednesdays at 12PM ET. Each week, I’ll post an image from an episode of M*A*S*H and ask readers to provide a caption. This is not a competition, there is no winner, and you can share as many captions as you want.
This week’s image is from the Season 4 episode “The Price of Tomato Juice” “Soldier of the Month.” Take a look and hit the comments with your best idea for a caption.

Check back next Wednesday for another installment of Caption This.





Whoops. This is from “Soldier of the Month,” not “The Price of Tomato Juice.” Sorry for the mistake.
“Gee, I was wondering why we were in a different situation than the one we were supposed to be in and stuff. I put the wrong heading on the report. No need to wake up the colonel then, I guess.”
“Gee, colonel, I know Major Burns is all kinds of dull and stuff, especially when he speaks… but that was 6 hours ago, sir!”