The Caption This game is played Wednesdays at 12PM ET. Each week, I’ll post an image from an episode of M*A*S*H and ask readers to provide a caption. This is not a competition, there is no winner, and you can share as many captions as you want.
This week’s image is from the Season 2 episode “Deal Me Out.” Take a look and hit the comments with your best idea for a caption.

Check back next Wednesday for another installment of Caption This.





“By the way, Major, my real name is not Halloran, it’s Flagg – two g’s! I believe I can trust you. If you tell anyone, I’ll have you drawn and quartered! …Maybe I’ll let Peirce and MacIntyre watch. We’ll see…”