The Caption This game is played every Wednesday at 12PM Eastern. Every week, I’ll post an image from an episode of M*A*S*H and ask readers to provide a caption. This is not a competition, there is no winner, and you can share as many captions as you want.
This week’s image is from the Season 3 episode “Private Charles Lamb.” Take a look and hit the comments with your best idea for a caption.

Check back next Wednesday for another installment of Caption This.





Frank: “Would you believe that I hardly ever drink? ….”
Hawkeye: “Frank, (I can’t believe I’m saying this, but)… I absolutely believe you.”
Frank: “I’m having a great time dancing, but whenver I stop the room keeps spinning”
Hawkeye: “Frank….it’s ok to fall down now…”
Frank: “Gee thanks, I knew that you cared…” (passes out)
Frank: Where’s that little redheaded nurse who’s had her eye on me??
Nurse: Oh no!! I think he’s looking for me. Better hide my face.
“Great! I’m going to hold onto this because I can get 5 cents for it when I get back home!”
Frank: “Oh, Margaret, you’re so smooth and round and you make my heart burn…”
Margaret: “You’re holding a bottle of scotch, Frank.”
Can someone please tell me Klingers home address ?
Klingers gave out is home address is Toledo one time. And I don’t remember it please help
“No wonder I almost never drink… Pierce is beginning to look like Margaret.”