The Caption This game is played every Wednesday at 12PM Eastern. Every week, I’ll post an image from an episode of M*A*S*H and ask readers to provide a caption. This is not a competition, there is no winner, and you can share as many captions as you want.
This week’s image is from the Season 4 episode “Change of Command.” Take a look and hit the comments with your best idea for a caption.

Check back next Wednesday for another installment of Caption This.





Frank: You know, at the end of season 5 babe, baby, baby, I’m gonna leave you,
I said baby, you know I’m gonna leave you…
Director: CUT! Larry, for God’s sake, there’s still 20 years before Led Zeppelin!
Frank: “Despite my soiled and less-than-pristine condition, do you think I’ll still get a pretty good bid in the Heritage M*A*S*H props auction?”
“Margaret, I heard of this new concept in lovemaking. They call it: Making Love Covered in Mud. It’s dirty (giggle)! Wanna try it…?”