The Caption This game is played every Wednesday at 12PM Eastern. Every week, I’ll post an image from an episode of M*A*S*H and ask readers to provide a caption. This is not a competition, there is no winner, and you can share as many captions as you want.
This week’s image is from the Season 5 episode “Ping Pong.” Take a look and hit the comments with your best idea for a caption.
Check back next Wednesday for another installment of Caption This.
“Oh come on Margaret, do you have any idea how many nickels I had to waste in that stupid machine recieving useless prizes before it spit out the ring!? I have a 3 year supply of bubble gum now! Not to mention I am out an entire month’s pay…so no poker for me.”
MARGARET: Oh look! He went to Jared!
HAWKEYE: I hate Jared!
“In brightest day … in blackest night … no evil shall escape my sight … let those who worship evil’s might … beware the power of … GREEN KHAKIS TONIGHT!”
‘One Ring to rule them all, One ring to find them; One ring to bring them and in the darkness bind them.’
(for the sake of the joke, this scene takes place around season 6)
MARGARET: “Frank’s gone and I’m married to Donald… yet, here, proof Frank was going to propose to me all along. I just never found it till now… that sweet man!”
HAWKEYE: “First off, Frank’s not a sweet anything. Second, I’m flattered, but it won’t fit on my finger, guess we won’t be able to make it work. Plus… you sure didn’t find it for a while – Trapper left it as a Frank prank last year (or whatever time in the calendar that was).”
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