Every Monday, I spotlight a random episode of M*A*S*H, providing a brief review and asking readers to offer their thoughts.
“Check-Up” (#55, 03×07)
Originally Broadcast: Tuesday, October 22nd, 1974
Written by Laurence Marks
Directed by Don Weis
Capsule Summary: Everyone at the 4077th has to get a physical exam which brings to light Trapper’s ulcer–and his ticket home.
Poor Trapper. I’m surprised he got so excited about going home due to an ulcer. After all, he was the only one skeptical of the cease-fire back in Season 1. Maybe he was just too thrilled about seeing his wife and daughters again to think rationally. It’s a little strange that he didn’t realize earlier having an ulcer could be his ticket home. Hawkeye realized it immediately. Even Radar seemed to know what an ulcer meant.
How could they all be so wrong? Hawkeye, Trapper, Henry, and Radar were all convinced the Army would send Trapper home because of the ulcer. It’s not like the Army changed its regulations. Or at least that’s not what Radar told Trapper after getting off the phone with someone at Army HQ.
The best parts of the episode are glimpses of the depth of the friendship between Hawkeye and Trapper, particularly their exchange in the Swamp:
Hawkeye: “Thanks Trap.”
Hawkeye: “You made it bearable. I was lucky. You were honest and open. You let me lean on you.”
Trapper: “No charge. If I’m ever back this way…”
Hawkeye: “I’ll keep a light burning for you in a bedpan.”
Watch Hawkeye’s face during Trapper’s speech. He’s confused at first, then shocked, then a little disappointed for Trapper, then relieved that his best friend isn’t leaving. I wonder if the Alan Alda and Wayne Rogers and the rest of the cast thought about this episode after Rogers left M*A*S*H. If only more episodes had focused on Trapper, perhaps Rogers wouldn’t have walked away from the series.
Margaret’s B story involving her weight worries is pointless filler. Hawkeye was actually pretty mean to her. I will admit that Frank talking to her about her weight is horrifyingly hilarious. The man doesn’t know anything about women but for some reason Margaret doesn’t get mad at him. The whole thing feels a little sexist.
I wonder if there was a cut scene from the episode involving Klinger. His minor C story is filler as well but harmless filler. When he gets his physical you can see something under his right armpit. Later, when he rushes into the Swamp and announces his blood pressure is 200 over 310, Trapper asks if he’s stuffing cigars up his armpits again. Clearly, that’s a reference to the earlier scene but we didn’t see Klinger getting his blood pressure taken.
Am I the only one who thinks Godzilla and the Bobbysoxer sounds like a really interesting movie? It’s also an anachronism. Godzilla wasn’t released in the United States until 1956, several years after the Korean War ended.
While Margaret is giving her “cream of American military womanhood” speech, the shot of the nurses from the front doesn’t match the shot of the nurses from the back.
Radar’s anchor tattoo must have been temporary. Him wanting to get a tattoo was revisited in “Images” in Season 6 and in that episode he didn’t have one (and did end up getting one that would wash off).
I love Radar telling Henry how his folks never took their clothes off because they thought “skin was the devil’s slipcover.” Henry’s “Absotively” in response to Hawkeye’s suggestion that they throw Trapper a farewell bash is good, too. But nothing beats drunk Margaret’s “Captain Trapper John-Intyre.”
Father Mulcahy does not appear in this episode.