Episode Spotlight: Love and Marriage

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Every Monday, I spotlight a random episode of M*A*S*H, providing a brief review and asking readers to offer their thoughts.

“Love and Marriage” (#68, 3×20)
Originally Broadcast: Tuesday, February 18th, 1975
Written by Arthur Julian
Directed by Lee Philips

Capsule Summary: Hawkeye and Trapper try to help a South Korean orderly visit his pregnant wife while also trying to keep an American orderly from marrying a South Korean call girl.

Both the A and B stories in this episode were pretty good, even if they involved some unfortunate realities of the Korean War. The A Story involving Mr. Kwang was resolved nicely with the reunion of father, mother and newborn. Left unsaid was what would become of Kwang. Presumably he would be reassigned to another unit by the ROK Army, leaving his wife and child to fend for themselves. This wasn’t the only episode to touch on forced conscription of Koreans by both the North and the South. It seemed a little insensitive of Hawkeye and Trapper to crack jokes about the practice in front of Kwang.

The B Story involving Private McShane’s scheme to make a quick $1,000 by marrying Soong Hi worked mostly due to the hefty involvement of Wayne Rogers. It was nice to see him given something substantial to do. Dugan either overreacted or underacted in most of his scenes but then again his entire squeaky clean persona was apparently an act. Frank liking him should have been a warning sign that he wasn’t who he seemed to be. As with the A Story, the B Story also ended on something of a positive note, with McShane forced to call off the sham marriage. But he probably just went and found someone else to marry for the money, so all Trapper did was delay things.

I have to wonder about the South Korean woman who was constantly pulling on Colonel Blake’s arm. She apparently wanted teeth. I assume she wanted dentures or dental replacements but why would that come up during pre-marital exams? It’s a small but bizarre part of the episode. The scene does provide a great line from Radar (“Well, I’m not supposed to know, but you must know otherwise they wouldn’t want you to sign it”) and another example of just how incompetent Colonel Blake can be at times, signing anything put on his desk.

Also, would Hawkeye really have delivered Mrs. Kwang’s baby on a moving bus or would he have had the driver pull over? Radar’s reactions are over-the-top but amusing and seeing him carried off on a stretcher is a nice touch.

Radar wants to go look for some hot water

I suspect if Wayne Rogers had received more scenes during his years on M*A*S*H like the one he shared with Dennis Dugan in this episode, he never would have left the series. It didn’t involve Hawkeye at all and was a significant part of the B Story.

Unrelated, but in that scene especially Dugan’s clothes don’t seem to fit very well.

This episode featured the first of five appearances by actor Soon-Teck Oh (identified in the closing credits to this episode as Soon-Taik Oh) on M*A*S*H, all as different characters. The other episodes he appeared in are “The Bus” (Season 4), “The Korean Surgeon” (Season 5), “The Yalu Brick Road” (Season 8) and “Foreign Affairs” (Season 11). It also featured the fourth of seven different appearances by Jerry Fujikawa. Dennis Dugan would return to M*A*S*H years later, playing a different character, in “Strange Bedfellows” (Season 11).

Hawkeye’s line about it taking a steady hand for a Wassermann is reference to the Wassermann test for syphilis.

Margaret does not appear in this episode. Neither does Klinger.

3 Replies to “Episode Spotlight: Love and Marriage”

  1. A good episode. As mentioned, Trapper is fantastic in his scene with McShane and it really makes you wonder how great he would have been had he gotten more scenes like that.

    My favorite piece of dialog is from when Hawkeye and Trapper are trying to convince Henry to let them go bring Mrs. Kwang to the 4077th:
    Trapper: Kwang’s wife. Can’t we do something for her?
    Henry: Hey, there’s a war on, remember? Most of these women have to have their babies in a rice paddy and then go back to work.
    Trapper: Henry, we all saw ‘The Good Earth.’
    Radar: Hey, what is that?
    Trapper: A 20-year-old movie.
    Radar: We’re getting that next week.

    Burt Metcalfe reminisced during the ’30th Anniversary Reunion’ about Gary Burghoff ad libbing during the bus sequence “I can see her fuzzy wuzzy.” LOL.That would have never gotten past the censors then.

    Dennis Dugan now has made a career for himself directing Adam Sandler movies. Just as well…he was terrible in both episodes that he was in.

  2. This episode seemed uninspiring and hard to watch. I’m not a fan of Dennis Dugan as an actor or director. He just doesn’t come across as a likeable kind of guy.

  3. IMO, Dennis Dugan is a lousy actor. Never funny, never credible. Delivers his lines through his nose. Glad Wayne Rogers got a chance to shine, I agree he would have stayed if given better scenes. Having Frank acting like an MP is ridiculous— he’s a doctor, a terrible doctor but not an MP. Seems as if it was an excuse for Alan Alda & the writers to slam the US Military. Having Henry suddenly become a hard ass about a Korean national trying to be with his pregnant wife doesn’t cut it.

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