Favorite M*A*S*H lines

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Re: Favorite M*A*S*H lines

Post by MarkoMasho » Sun Sep 30, 2018 5:36 pm

Capt Sloan:Ah here it is...7j591 incubator...
Blake:That she blows!
Capt Sloan: used for isolating diseases and cultures. Mm hmm well that makes sense. You can’t have one! It exceeds your MEE, minimum essential equipment, it would be a luxury.
Hawkeye: were not asking for a jukebox or pizza oven...
Capt Sloan: oh those I can let you have! Just cross out howitzer and insert pizza oven!

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Post by Jim86 » Tue Oct 02, 2018 12:16 am

Hi there everyone!

Flagg (Halloran) to Klinger: hey up close you’re a Man..
Klinger: Far away too.

Frank in Father Mulchay’s tent: Father. Dear Father. Father dear farther come home with me now. Silly Goose.

Blake to Frank: you’re always wrong Frank. That’s what so right about you.

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Post by UglyJohn » Wed Oct 03, 2018 9:52 am

The classic rant from Adam's Ribs S3E11. Great writing and delivery.

Hawkeye: "I didn't hear you say that. Because it isn't possible. It's inhuman to serve the same food, day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds!"

"I simply cannot eat the same food every day! Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish, I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver, I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions!"

A food riot ensues in the mess tent which finally lives up to its name and Henry gives Hawkeye the 3rd degree and a lecture as Hawkeye leans his head against the skeleton in Henry's office.

Henry: "Just who do you think you are, Pierce?"

Hawkeye: "I broke under the pressure, warden."

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Post by MarkoMasho » Thu Oct 04, 2018 5:04 pm

I’ll take 20 and a quart of sauce!
10 and a pint!

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Post by MarkoMasho » Thu Oct 04, 2018 5:14 pm

Col. Blake: Did you guys really send a case of pipe cleaners to McArthur?!

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Post by MarkoMasho » Thu Oct 04, 2018 5:23 pm

Gen Barker: well capt...what ru going to do now?
Hawk: well, I’m gonna see his 10 and raise him...
Gen Barker: capt Pierce! Your in a whole lotta trouble now!!
Hawk: I don’t think so...I can beat a pair of 10s !!

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Post by MarkoMasho » Thu Oct 04, 2018 10:21 pm

MASH means Mobile Army Surgical Hospital, and mobile you shall be!
Sir, that'll mean tearing down the tents, the buildings.
We'll have to pack everything up.
I mean, we've been here a long time.
We fixed it up so nice.
I mean, gee whiz, just last week the nurses planted radishes.
"A radish will never stand in the way of victory." -Marshal Foch.

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Post by Mr Kwong » Wed Oct 24, 2018 9:57 am

"I have to take my milk of magnesia, and do 3 push-ups..."

Col. Maurice Hollister

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Post by Whiskey & A Nosh » Mon Oct 29, 2018 5:44 pm

This whole thing from Private Charles Lamb:

I gave a discharge to a sheep!
He's on his way to Tokyo now.
On Bo Peep Airlines.
A buddy of mine will reroute him to Iowa to my folks. I already radioed them. They're expecting him.
He can sleep in your room.
Your pants will just fit him.
I think I'm losing my mind.
Don't fight it, Henry.
I've got Command on my tail! And a hospital full of Greeks waiting on a lamb that's on a plane on his way to Iowa to become Radar's little brother!
My great-grandfather, Tombstone Pierce, made his fortune selling whiskey and hors d'oeuvres to the Indians.
Whiskey and hors d'oeuvres, Gracie?
He always said, "What's a drink without a nosh?"

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Post by MarkoMasho » Wed Oct 31, 2018 2:04 pm

I loved that !

..a spam lamb ! 😄

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Re: Favorite M*A*S*H lines

Post by MarkoMasho » Mon Nov 05, 2018 12:29 am

- Bartford Hamilton Steele, that’s 3 e’s not all in a row!
When you get home, would you call my wife? - Certainly, General.
- Tell her I'm sending a Jeep for her birthday.
It'll be in a large crate marked "kitchen utensils.
" Don't mention that in your article.
Scout's honor.
You might also tell Mrs.
Steele the dried prunes are working out fine.
Best thing since the Gatling gun.
As a matter of fact, just talking about it Uh, excuse me, where's the little generals' room? Oh, that's just outside, sir.

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