Favorite M*A*S*H lines

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Re: Favorite M*A*S*H lines

Post by Doug » Mon May 21, 2018 7:42 pm

Radar in The Army-Navy Game to a tall, blonde nurse: "For many months, I have worshipped you from below...."

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Post by MarkoMasho » Wed May 30, 2018 8:50 pm

Girl Away
Gal a War
Hawks Pride, and
Bouncing Betty !

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Re: Favorite M*A*S*H lines

Post by MarkoMasho » Wed May 30, 2018 9:09 pm

A radish will never stand in the way of victory.
" Marshal Foch

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Re: Favorite M*A*S*H lines

Post by Doug » Thu May 31, 2018 6:18 pm

Henry, in The Incubator, "Did you really say, 'Give me an incubator, or give me death?'"

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Post by Miley » Mon Jul 02, 2018 5:59 am

Hawkeye and BJ talking about cheating:

H: You've never been.. unfaithful?
B: Never.
H: Never been tempted?
B: Aah .. tempted is another subject!
H: aha! So you have been tempted.
B: Never, but it's another subject! ;)
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Re: Favorite M*A*S*H lines

Post by kkt » Wed Jul 04, 2018 8:51 pm

MarkoMasho wrote:
Thu Apr 19, 2018 6:47 pm
Who said...Reno, that’s my home town!
It looks like no one has answered. That was the Cowboy, from the episode of the same name. His real name was John :lol:

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Post by Mr Kwong » Wed Aug 01, 2018 8:25 am

Potter: "City general,..my son was born there, Mildred went into labor the minute she heard Valentino died"

Hawkeye: "Henry did you get ask this girls age before the gym teacher called the police?"

Henry: "I'll be down at the new latrine, Father Mulcahy's blessing the lye"

Frank: "So you do woodcarvings"
Korean: "I show you,..(picks up board)..used to be round"
Frank: "looks like a 2x4"
Korean: "Thank you"

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Re: Favorite M*A*S*H lines

Post by J Fred Muggs » Wed Aug 01, 2018 12:19 pm

Simmons: 'I love chocolate. Even though it makes my face break out.
Radar: 'Me too. I mean, it did until I turned into a man.'

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Re: Favorite M*A*S*H lines

Post by J Fred Muggs » Wed Aug 01, 2018 12:26 pm

Henry: Um, well, General, it's a rolling table that we use to transport patients to and from the various places that we have to take them to and from from.

General: To and from from?

Henry: Yes, sir.

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Post by J Fred Muggs » Wed Aug 01, 2018 12:44 pm

Frank: I happen to believe in the sanctity of marriage, no matter how ugly or disgusting it gets!

AND

Frank: I'm a pretty fair doctor myself. Ask any of my patients!
Hawkeye: We can't dig people up just for that.

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Re: Favorite M*A*S*H lines

Post by kkt » Sun Aug 05, 2018 2:10 pm

Blake: Now aren't you ashamed of yourself??

Klinger: Yes, sir. I don't deserve to be in the Army!

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Re: Favorite M*A*S*H lines

Post by Doug » Sun Aug 05, 2018 8:43 pm

From the episode Banana, Crackers, And Nuts:

Philip Sherman: I waited in the bar for you until 4 AM.

Margaret: I told you I wasn't coming.

Sherman: You didn't lie.

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Re: Favorite M*A*S*H lines

Post by Doug » Thu Aug 16, 2018 6:13 pm

From To Market, To Market--

Henry: "I bet you can't guess what kind of wood this is."

Radar: "It's oak."

Henry: "Nope. It's oak."

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Re: Favorite M*A*S*H lines

Post by J Fred Muggs » Wed Sep 26, 2018 10:22 am

Henry: Why don't you call me Henry, for Pete's sake.
Margaret: [drunk] That's really swell of you, Pete.

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Re: Favorite M*A*S*H lines

Post by J Fred Muggs » Wed Sep 26, 2018 10:34 am

Trapper: How about a snort, Henry?
Hawkeye: Hey, we took the pledge, remember?
Trapper: Oh.
Hawkeye: B.T.
Henry: B.T. ?
Hawkeye: Bushy tail.
Henry: Captain Sloan here is with Supply.
Slone: More accurately, I'm with the 375th Q.M.H.Q. COMSEAPAC SEOULSEC REPDEP.
Hawkeye: Maybe I'll have that drink.

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