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16. If you can't stand the cold get out of Siberia.
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17. Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy.
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18. Here is where we are.
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19. When someone is talking about anything from the Classical world, and you don't know what they are saying, the best response is 'Ahhh Bach!'
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I consider that horse and buggy thinking.Mrs Tuttle wrote:19. When someone is talking about anything from the Classical world, and you don't know what they are saying, the best response is 'Ahhh Bach!'
That's one of my favourite scenes of M*A*S*H. Such good lines, and Gary is just brilliant at being Radar.
20. Without love, you're worth 89 cents. (Back in the 1950's)
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21. Henry's marriage is only worth $1.78.
Yeah, cheap shot, I know...
22. If you steal the personal belongs of the people in camp, Hawkeye's footlocker is the safest place to hide them.
23. If you steal something (like a gun), don't ever try to return it.
Yeah, cheap shot, I know...
22. If you steal the personal belongs of the people in camp, Hawkeye's footlocker is the safest place to hide them.
23. If you steal something (like a gun), don't ever try to return it.
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24. Anyone could have missed that.
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25. B.J stands for anything you want
26. It is possible for a person to play the piano with one hand, and play it better then most can with two hands
26. I also learned that one line, from a thirty year old television show, can without fail still make me tear up.. ("Lt. Colonel Henry Blake's plane...")
26. It is possible for a person to play the piano with one hand, and play it better then most can with two hands
26. I also learned that one line, from a thirty year old television show, can without fail still make me tear up.. ("Lt. Colonel Henry Blake's plane...")
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27. When a general is giving a press conference, the last thing he wants to do is to answer a bunch of questions.
28. Incubators can be set to rare.
28. Incubators can be set to rare.
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29. Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
30. If we don't go crazy once in a while we'll all go crazy.
30. If we don't go crazy once in a while we'll all go crazy.
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31. standing is very difficult to do when you are sitting
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32. Pain is no stranger to Frank, as he's had athlete's scalp all his life.
33. When the good Lord passed out paranoia, Frank Burns got in line three times, the third time denying he ever been in line.
34. 'M' stands for "mobile", but it also stands for "mashuga".
35. Father Mulcahy is as cute as the dickens.
36. If you have to confirm your identification, a simple "This is me!" is sufficient.
33. When the good Lord passed out paranoia, Frank Burns got in line three times, the third time denying he ever been in line.
34. 'M' stands for "mobile", but it also stands for "mashuga".
35. Father Mulcahy is as cute as the dickens.
36. If you have to confirm your identification, a simple "This is me!" is sufficient.
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37. Tomorrow is 2 days ago.
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38. Hawkeye once ate twelve banana sandwiches and spent a week in the bathroom.
39. Trapper is fertile.
40. Henry is 6'3'', has narrow shoulders, big hips, and is shaped like a pear.
41. Have you ever noticed that just about every character on the show that has had to describe Margaret seem to always use the word "passion"?
42. Frank was president of the stamp club because he had the biggest tongue.
43. Radar's imaginary friend was a girl named Shirley.
44. B.J. has a little sister.
45. Potter likes really fresh corn.
46. Klinger's nose has it's own serial number.
47. Father Mulcahy is intimidated by Southern Bapists.
48. Charles once dated Audrey Hepburn.
39. Trapper is fertile.
40. Henry is 6'3'', has narrow shoulders, big hips, and is shaped like a pear.
41. Have you ever noticed that just about every character on the show that has had to describe Margaret seem to always use the word "passion"?
42. Frank was president of the stamp club because he had the biggest tongue.
43. Radar's imaginary friend was a girl named Shirley.
44. B.J. has a little sister.
45. Potter likes really fresh corn.
46. Klinger's nose has it's own serial number.
47. Father Mulcahy is intimidated by Southern Bapists.
48. Charles once dated Audrey Hepburn.
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49. Nuns love to play basketball. (Who would have thought?)