Ok, so this is an idea i had from a thread in the off topic section of this board. Basically, everyone comes up with different things they learned from MASH and post them here, and see how many we can come up with..
I'll start..
#1 - If you are going to get a tattoo, get a calender. That way, atleast it will be useful for a year.
200 Things I Learned from Watching MASH..
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Never insult 7 men when all you have is a 6 shooter
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Is this from Mash? I don't remember that.
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Sounds like something Potter would have said to Radar in the episode "Images". Am I right?
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This is going to take forever, lol.
#2. If you desperately want out of the army, running around in dresses is a waste of time, because people can see past your little scheme.
#2. If you desperately want out of the army, running around in dresses is a waste of time, because people can see past your little scheme.
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Close. I think it was Hawkeye and/or Bj that said it.. It's just something that i've always remembered, although it didn't stop me from getting a tatooJeeter wrote:Sounds like something Potter would have said to Radar in the episode "Images". Am I right?
#3. Nailing someones boot to the floor and loosening the salt shaker lid, are not very 'original' pranks..
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#4 If you act drunk long enough, you get a real hangover. (Snappier Judgement)
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#5 That Maj CEW the III can invent body parts.
#6 It is possible to literally lose a patient.
#6 It is possible to literally lose a patient.
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#8. Frank Burns eats worms.
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Where did #7 go?!
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^^ I Found it! It's right here --> #7 The international signal for 'Touchdown' looks a whole lot like the international signal for 'Surrender' (The Yalu Brick Road)
#9. After you scrub up for surgery, DO NOT touch your nose!
#9. After you scrub up for surgery, DO NOT touch your nose!
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#10 Always tell commander Pierce where you are going.
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11. 11 is a very significant number.
Does that count?
Does that count?
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12. Not to swallow a pool ball.
13. Army intelligence is a contradiction of terms.
13. Army intelligence is a contradiction of terms.
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14. When you see four flies together, they are obviously having a meeting about a horse..
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When the going gets rough, take my advice...
Just pull down your pants..and slide on the ice...
See you in the funny papers..
Just pull down your pants..and slide on the ice...
See you in the funny papers..