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Tell us a Fairy Tail about yourself:

Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2018 12:31 pm
by Nanoose
Once upon a time I was arrested for telling silly jokes in public.
The judge set my bail at 6 million dollars which I couldn't afford so I was held in custody for 2 weeks. I also couldn't afford a lawyer so I was given a legal aid lawyer who was fresh out of law school and he did a horrible job at defending me. The judge wound up giving me a death sentence and recommended a painless lethal injection. When I heard it I was flabbergasted and thought the judge must be talking about someone else so I pointed to myself and said - Na - noose. Then the judge said - OK it's your choice and then they dragged me off and hung me. Cheers!