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Re: Favorite M*A*S*H lines

Posted: Sun May 12, 2019 4:54 pm
by Darth Florist
My favourite lines all come from "Deal Me Out"...

Captain Pak: "Did I make the straight? 2, 3, 4, 5......9!" What made it better was the dead-pan expression on Pak's face.

Hawkeye: "Nobody move!"
(Someone): "Why?"
Hawkeye: "One of the sandwiches just moved!"

Radar: "We have whiskey, vodka, gin...and for your convenience, all in the one bottle!"

This has been mentioned before, but it's still good...

Halloran: "Up close, you're a man!"
Klinger: "Far away, too!"

Re: Favorite M*A*S*H lines

Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2022 8:24 pm
by Mark7983
A favorite line from MASH is Potter asking Winchester if he would like watch the birth of a calf. “I’m sure you have never seen something like that have you Winchester”? Charles answers, “I’ve also never swam in a barrel of live squid”. Love it!

Re: Favorite M*A*S*H lines

Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2022 11:34 am
by CEWIII
Frank: It's nice to be nice to the nice.
Charles: I'd rather share my toothbrush with a democrat.