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Re: 200 Things I Learned from Watching MASH..

Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2012 11:59 pm
by Mrs Tuttle
50. It is against the Geneva Convention to serve the same food day after day.
[Liver. Fish. Liver. Fish. I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish!] ;)

Re: 200 Things I Learned from Watching MASH..

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2012 11:17 pm
by TimFoust
51. I love to go swimming with bow legged women and swim between their legs....
52. A Radish will never stand in the way. Marshal Folks

Re: 200 Things I Learned from Watching MASH..

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 10:35 pm
by TrapperJoe
53. There are no athiests in foxholes!
54. There are 24 bones in a squirrels hand.
55. Three things make a movie great : Horses, cowboys, and horses.

Re: 200 Things I Learned from Watching MASH..

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 11:04 pm
by TrapperJoe
56. Never argue with crazy people.
57. Always wear clean underwear in case you get run over by a tank and have to go to the hospital.

Re: 200 Things I Learned from Watching MASH..

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 10:35 pm
by TimFoust
A good thing to be is a Louge Lizard at War.

Re: 200 Things I Learned from Watching MASH..

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 10:37 pm
by TimFoust
A hero is someone who is cold enough or hungry enough or tired enough not to give a damn

Re: 200 Things I Learned from Watching MASH..

Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 9:32 pm
by fogger
60. Behind every great man, there's a woman with a vibrator.
61. Gin + red = wine.

Re: 200 Things I Learned from Watching MASH..

Posted: Mon May 21, 2012 10:46 pm
by TimFoust
62. Coffee, Eggs and Gunpowder will wake anybody up.

Re: 200 Things I Learned from Watching MASH..

Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 5:57 am
by Dear Sigmund
63. Whenever someone appears to be playing cards by themselves, chances are that they were doing something sneaky seconds before that.

Re: 200 Things I Learned from Watching MASH..

Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 12:11 pm
by BigT112
64. It's okay if you saw a Big Red Bird with Fuzzy Pink Feet