200 Things I Learned from Watching MASH..

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Re: 200 Things I Learned from Watching MASH..

Post by Mrs Tuttle » Sat Feb 18, 2012 11:59 pm

50. It is against the Geneva Convention to serve the same food day after day.
[Liver. Fish. Liver. Fish. I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish!] ;)
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Re: 200 Things I Learned from Watching MASH..

Post by TimFoust » Wed Feb 22, 2012 11:17 pm

51. I love to go swimming with bow legged women and swim between their legs....
52. A Radish will never stand in the way. Marshal Folks

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Re: 200 Things I Learned from Watching MASH..

Post by TrapperJoe » Wed Mar 07, 2012 10:35 pm

53. There are no athiests in foxholes!
54. There are 24 bones in a squirrels hand.
55. Three things make a movie great : Horses, cowboys, and horses.

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Re: 200 Things I Learned from Watching MASH..

Post by TrapperJoe » Wed Mar 07, 2012 11:04 pm

56. Never argue with crazy people.
57. Always wear clean underwear in case you get run over by a tank and have to go to the hospital.

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Re: 200 Things I Learned from Watching MASH..

Post by TimFoust » Thu Apr 19, 2012 10:35 pm

A good thing to be is a Louge Lizard at War.

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Re: 200 Things I Learned from Watching MASH..

Post by TimFoust » Thu Apr 19, 2012 10:37 pm

A hero is someone who is cold enough or hungry enough or tired enough not to give a damn

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Re: 200 Things I Learned from Watching MASH..

Post by fogger » Thu May 17, 2012 9:32 pm

60. Behind every great man, there's a woman with a vibrator.
61. Gin + red = wine.

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Re: 200 Things I Learned from Watching MASH..

Post by TimFoust » Mon May 21, 2012 10:46 pm

62. Coffee, Eggs and Gunpowder will wake anybody up.

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Post by Dear Sigmund » Thu May 31, 2012 5:57 am

63. Whenever someone appears to be playing cards by themselves, chances are that they were doing something sneaky seconds before that.
"Right! Should I write "Wammo," sir? "
"Uh, no, no, it doesn't sound too G.I. Make it... "Socko."

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Re: 200 Things I Learned from Watching MASH..

Post by BigT112 » Thu May 31, 2012 12:11 pm

64. It's okay if you saw a Big Red Bird with Fuzzy Pink Feet

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