200 Things I Learned from Watching MASH..

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Re: 200 Things I Learned from Watching MASH..

Post by townsbg » Mon Oct 03, 2011 10:39 pm

16. If you can't stand the cold get out of Siberia. :lol:

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Post by Big Daddy O'Reilly » Tue Oct 04, 2011 10:24 am

17. Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy.

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Post by townsbg » Mon Oct 10, 2011 10:00 pm

18. Here is where we are.

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Post by Mrs Tuttle » Wed Oct 12, 2011 3:42 am

19. When someone is talking about anything from the Classical world, and you don't know what they are saying, the best response is 'Ahhh Bach!'
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Post by Jeeter » Wed Oct 12, 2011 3:20 pm

Mrs Tuttle wrote:19. When someone is talking about anything from the Classical world, and you don't know what they are saying, the best response is 'Ahhh Bach!'
I consider that horse and buggy thinking.

That's one of my favourite scenes of M*A*S*H. :mrgreen: Such good lines, and Gary is just brilliant at being Radar.

20. Without love, you're worth 89 cents. (Back in the 1950's)

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Post by Big Daddy O'Reilly » Wed Oct 12, 2011 6:13 pm

21. Henry's marriage is only worth $1.78. :P

Yeah, cheap shot, I know...

22. If you steal the personal belongs of the people in camp, Hawkeye's footlocker is the safest place to hide them.
23. If you steal something (like a gun), don't ever try to return it.

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Post by townsbg » Tue Oct 18, 2011 9:52 pm

24. Anyone could have missed that. :shock:

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Post by Mrs Tuttle » Tue Oct 25, 2011 5:27 am

25. B.J stands for anything you want

26. It is possible for a person to play the piano with one hand, and play it better then most can with two hands

26. I also learned that one line, from a thirty year old television show, can without fail still make me tear up.. ("Lt. Colonel Henry Blake's plane...") :cry:
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Post by townsbg » Mon Oct 31, 2011 11:20 pm

27. When a general is giving a press conference, the last thing he wants to do is to answer a bunch of questions. :roll:
28. Incubators can be set to rare. :lol:

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Post by townsbg » Thu Nov 24, 2011 12:40 am

29. Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
30. If we don't go crazy once in a while we'll all go crazy.

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Post by townsbg » Fri Dec 02, 2011 11:37 pm

31. standing is very difficult to do when you are sitting

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Post by Big Daddy O'Reilly » Sun Dec 11, 2011 2:58 pm

32. Pain is no stranger to Frank, as he's had athlete's scalp all his life.
33. When the good Lord passed out paranoia, Frank Burns got in line three times, the third time denying he ever been in line.
34. 'M' stands for "mobile", but it also stands for "mashuga".
35. Father Mulcahy is as cute as the dickens.
36. If you have to confirm your identification, a simple "This is me!" is sufficient.

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Post by townsbg » Mon Dec 12, 2011 8:45 pm

37. Tomorrow is 2 days ago.:D

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Post by Big Daddy O'Reilly » Tue Dec 20, 2011 11:26 pm

38. Hawkeye once ate twelve banana sandwiches and spent a week in the bathroom.
39. Trapper is fertile.
40. Henry is 6'3'', has narrow shoulders, big hips, and is shaped like a pear.
41. Have you ever noticed that just about every character on the show that has had to describe Margaret seem to always use the word "passion"?
42. Frank was president of the stamp club because he had the biggest tongue.
43. Radar's imaginary friend was a girl named Shirley.
44. B.J. has a little sister.
45. Potter likes really fresh corn.
46. Klinger's nose has it's own serial number.
47. Father Mulcahy is intimidated by Southern Bapists.
48. Charles once dated Audrey Hepburn.

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Re: 200 Things I Learned from Watching MASH..

Post by Jeeter » Wed Dec 21, 2011 3:11 pm

49. Nuns love to play basketball. (Who would have thought?)

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