Favorite M*A*S*H lines
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Radar in The Army-Navy Game to a tall, blonde nurse: "For many months, I have worshipped you from below...."
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Girl Away
Gal a War
Hawks Pride, and
Bouncing Betty !
Gal a War
Hawks Pride, and
Bouncing Betty !
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A radish will never stand in the way of victory.
" Marshal Foch
" Marshal Foch
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Henry, in The Incubator, "Did you really say, 'Give me an incubator, or give me death?'"
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Hawkeye and BJ talking about cheating:
H: You've never been.. unfaithful?
B: Never.
H: Never been tempted?
B: Aah .. tempted is another subject!
H: aha! So you have been tempted.
B: Never, but it's another subject!
H: You've never been.. unfaithful?
B: Never.
H: Never been tempted?
B: Aah .. tempted is another subject!
H: aha! So you have been tempted.
B: Never, but it's another subject!
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It looks like no one has answered. That was the Cowboy, from the episode of the same name. His real name was John
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Potter: "City general,..my son was born there, Mildred went into labor the minute she heard Valentino died"
Hawkeye: "Henry did you get ask this girls age before the gym teacher called the police?"
Henry: "I'll be down at the new latrine, Father Mulcahy's blessing the lye"
Frank: "So you do woodcarvings"
Korean: "I show you,..(picks up board)..used to be round"
Frank: "looks like a 2x4"
Korean: "Thank you"
Hawkeye: "Henry did you get ask this girls age before the gym teacher called the police?"
Henry: "I'll be down at the new latrine, Father Mulcahy's blessing the lye"
Frank: "So you do woodcarvings"
Korean: "I show you,..(picks up board)..used to be round"
Frank: "looks like a 2x4"
Korean: "Thank you"
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Simmons: 'I love chocolate. Even though it makes my face break out.
Radar: 'Me too. I mean, it did until I turned into a man.'
Radar: 'Me too. I mean, it did until I turned into a man.'
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Henry: Um, well, General, it's a rolling table that we use to transport patients to and from the various places that we have to take them to and from from.
General: To and from from?
Henry: Yes, sir.
General: To and from from?
Henry: Yes, sir.
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Frank: I happen to believe in the sanctity of marriage, no matter how ugly or disgusting it gets!
AND
Frank: I'm a pretty fair doctor myself. Ask any of my patients!
Hawkeye: We can't dig people up just for that.
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Frank: I'm a pretty fair doctor myself. Ask any of my patients!
Hawkeye: We can't dig people up just for that.
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Blake: Now aren't you ashamed of yourself??
Klinger: Yes, sir. I don't deserve to be in the Army!
Klinger: Yes, sir. I don't deserve to be in the Army!
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From the episode Banana, Crackers, And Nuts:
Philip Sherman: I waited in the bar for you until 4 AM.
Margaret: I told you I wasn't coming.
Sherman: You didn't lie.
Philip Sherman: I waited in the bar for you until 4 AM.
Margaret: I told you I wasn't coming.
Sherman: You didn't lie.
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From To Market, To Market--
Henry: "I bet you can't guess what kind of wood this is."
Radar: "It's oak."
Henry: "Nope. It's oak."
Henry: "I bet you can't guess what kind of wood this is."
Radar: "It's oak."
Henry: "Nope. It's oak."
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Henry: Why don't you call me Henry, for Pete's sake.
Margaret: [drunk] That's really swell of you, Pete.
Margaret: [drunk] That's really swell of you, Pete.
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Trapper: How about a snort, Henry?
Hawkeye: Hey, we took the pledge, remember?
Trapper: Oh.
Hawkeye: B.T.
Henry: B.T. ?
Hawkeye: Bushy tail.
Henry: Captain Sloan here is with Supply.
Slone: More accurately, I'm with the 375th Q.M.H.Q. COMSEAPAC SEOULSEC REPDEP.
Hawkeye: Maybe I'll have that drink.
Hawkeye: Hey, we took the pledge, remember?
Trapper: Oh.
Hawkeye: B.T.
Henry: B.T. ?
Hawkeye: Bushy tail.
Henry: Captain Sloan here is with Supply.
Slone: More accurately, I'm with the 375th Q.M.H.Q. COMSEAPAC SEOULSEC REPDEP.
Hawkeye: Maybe I'll have that drink.