Favorite M*A*S*H lines

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Re: Favorite M*A*S*H lines

Post by Darth Florist » Sun May 12, 2019 4:54 pm

My favourite lines all come from "Deal Me Out"...

Captain Pak: "Did I make the straight? 2, 3, 4, 5......9!" What made it better was the dead-pan expression on Pak's face.

Hawkeye: "Nobody move!"
(Someone): "Why?"
Hawkeye: "One of the sandwiches just moved!"

Radar: "We have whiskey, vodka, gin...and for your convenience, all in the one bottle!"

This has been mentioned before, but it's still good...

Halloran: "Up close, you're a man!"
Klinger: "Far away, too!"
"Emotionally Exhausted and Morally Bankrupt!"

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