Favorite M*A*S*H lines

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Favorite M*A*S*H lines

Post by MarkoMasho » Sun Mar 25, 2018 9:30 pm

Col.Flagg: Burns, you interrupt me like that once more, I’m allowed to bite off your right ear!

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Post by Doug » Tue Mar 27, 2018 1:04 pm

Another great Flagg line: "My father touched me like that once. To this day, he still wears orthopedic shirts." Note: There is a very similar line delivered by Danny Vermin (Joe Piscopo) in the movie Johnny Dangerously. That line is, "My father touched me like that once...ONCE!"

How about Radar's responses in Love Story: "Ah, Bach!" "That's highly significant." And, "I consider that horse-and-buggy thinking." I wonder what ever happened to that nurse.

And that reminded me of Radar's line at the end of Springtime: "I think I've been slaked!!!!!"

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Post by Captain Tuttle » Tue Mar 27, 2018 3:47 pm

In Tuttle, during Hawkeye's eulogy for Tuttle, he says "there's a little Tuttle left in all of us. In fact, you might say that all of us together made up Tuttle."

In Welcome To Korea at the end BJ gets out the the Jeep and says to Burns, "What say you, Ferret Face?"

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Post by MarkoMasho » Tue Mar 27, 2018 7:01 pm

Awesome! I love those :)

How about...
Col. Blake to General Clayton: We need a nug ...a, ww04 nug sir... !
What’s a nug?...well, it’s a , a...
(Frank turns the ordering guide right side up)...ah, that’s a gun, a 40mm gun sir!

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Post by MarkoMasho » Tue Mar 27, 2018 7:04 pm

“...it’s already even hard to remember how Turtle looked, how he walked, his little laugh...”. 😀

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Post by Captain Tuttle » Tue Apr 10, 2018 8:53 pm

These are all some of my favorite lines!

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Post by MarkoMasho » Thu Apr 19, 2018 6:47 pm

Who said...Reno, that’s my home town!

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Post by UglyJohn » Sat Apr 21, 2018 8:43 pm

Radar, go. Stay. I said go ...And I said stay.

She outranks you... She's got more things on her uniform. She's got more things in her uniform... but go!

I'm gonna break his leg, set it, and break it again! Feel that. If he lets everybody feel them, there won't be anything left but a package of lint.

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Post by MarkoMasho » Sat Apr 21, 2018 10:12 pm

Col.Potter, sir?
Radar, you can call me colonel or sir, but you don’t have to use both.
Yes, sir colonel.
That’s better....

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Post by MarkoMasho » Sun Apr 22, 2018 8:50 am

Great one Ugly John!

Our friend col. Flagg:
You think you’re smart don’t you? But you’re not, you’re dumb...very dumb...but you’ve met your match in me!

The next time you want to say something, keep your mouth shut! (Mmmphfftmmp)
Oh, funny man! I’ve got the book on you Hunnecutt.
I’m Pierce...he’s Hunnecutt...
I can play that game too!

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Post by Captain Tuttle » Sun Apr 22, 2018 9:51 am

Potter to Klinger in Change Of Command: "Horse Hockey"

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Post by UglyJohn » Tue Apr 24, 2018 6:26 pm

a couple of more:

Rainbow Bridge...

Hawkeye and Frank get into a dispute on the bus bringing the wounded to the 4077 after Burns screws up triage and tells Hawkeye that it's mutiny and he's in charge of the bus/triage.

Hawkeye: Mutiny on the bus, it was a B movie. They couldn't afford a Bounty. Allen Jenkins played the bus driver.

The General Flipped at Dawn... Radar reads off the clipboard like it's the sports pages covering a model yacht race at the 4077's sewage pond.

Radar: First place went to Private Norman Polonsky with his yacht The American Beauty Dream corncob construction with toilet paper sails...

Hawkeye: Ah, that Polonsky has the sea in his blood.

Radar: Second prize to Corporal Timothy Mclnerny for his clipper, The Evangeline carved from a pound cake his mother sent him six months ago...

The remainder of the contestants didn't finish due to a sudden undertow after breakfast.

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Post by MarkoMasho » Sat May 05, 2018 6:30 pm

Col Blake: here’s an oldies, but a goodie... half the family died, other half pregnant!

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Post by MarkoMasho » Sat May 05, 2018 6:34 pm

Loved those Ugly John!!

I liked the Gurney races...

Col BLake:
Hawks Pride....and Bouncing Betty!
(I forgot the other two...)
...and Bouncing Betty wins by a ... by a... the winner is Bouncing Betty!

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Re: Favorite M*A*S*H lines

Post by MarkoMasho » Sun May 06, 2018 6:10 pm

Is that an order sir?
Sure sounded like one to me Radar!

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