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Nanoose
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Post by Nanoose » Thu Feb 08, 2018 12:31 pm

Once upon a time I was arrested for telling silly jokes in public.
The judge set my bail at 6 million dollars which I couldn't afford so I was held in custody for 2 weeks. I also couldn't afford a lawyer so I was given a legal aid lawyer who was fresh out of law school and he did a horrible job at defending me. The judge wound up giving me a death sentence and recommended a painless lethal injection. When I heard it I was flabbergasted and thought the judge must be talking about someone else so I pointed to myself and said - Na - noose. Then the judge said - OK it's your choice and then they dragged me off and hung me. Cheers!
The rain falls on the rivers and trees and we live by the Golden rule. But a hard road can bring us all to our knees and we can die by our own point of view.

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