(04x15) 087 - Mail Call Again
Posted: Mon Jul 01, 2013 7:56 pm
Of the Mail Call trilogy, this is probably my second favorite of them, I think the highlight of this episode was the fact that Louise ended up finding out about Margaret and was filing for divorce, but Frank, being the weasel he was, managed to call her up and convince her otherwise... his entire phone conversation is hilarious!
"Louise, I got your letter today, and honey... sugar, I just can't believe it, I just can't... y'know, believe it! Darling, you KNOW the minute I met you, I lost all interest in women. Houlihan? Well, we HAVE a Major Houlihan, but that's laughable, I mean, Major Houlihan's an old war horse! I DON'T CARE WHAT CHUCK TOLD YOU, I... Attractive? Houilhan? Uh... she looks like an army mule with bosoms... not that I ever noticed her bosoms... NONONO WAIT, LOUISE! I can't live without you! If you divorce me, I'll do myself an injury... I'LL RUN RIGHT OUT INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE WAR! Louise, don't cry, Jiminey Cricket... your picture's in my wallet, and I'm sitting on it... and if that's not love, I don't know what is... that's my sugar! Yes, yes, I'll write you a nice long letter, and you get rid of that lawyer. Oh, Louise? Am I, uh... still in your father's will? Good, good... well darling, they're going to cut us off... I love you angel, ONLY you..." *Kissey noises, hangs up, evil chuckle*
"Louise, I got your letter today, and honey... sugar, I just can't believe it, I just can't... y'know, believe it! Darling, you KNOW the minute I met you, I lost all interest in women. Houlihan? Well, we HAVE a Major Houlihan, but that's laughable, I mean, Major Houlihan's an old war horse! I DON'T CARE WHAT CHUCK TOLD YOU, I... Attractive? Houilhan? Uh... she looks like an army mule with bosoms... not that I ever noticed her bosoms... NONONO WAIT, LOUISE! I can't live without you! If you divorce me, I'll do myself an injury... I'LL RUN RIGHT OUT INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE WAR! Louise, don't cry, Jiminey Cricket... your picture's in my wallet, and I'm sitting on it... and if that's not love, I don't know what is... that's my sugar! Yes, yes, I'll write you a nice long letter, and you get rid of that lawyer. Oh, Louise? Am I, uh... still in your father's will? Good, good... well darling, they're going to cut us off... I love you angel, ONLY you..." *Kissey noises, hangs up, evil chuckle*