200 Things I Learned from Watching MASH..

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50. It is against the Geneva Convention to serve the same food day after day.
[Liver. Fish. Liver. Fish. I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish!] ;)
Never insult 7 men when all you have is a 6 shooter

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51. I love to go swimming with bow legged women and swim between their legs....
52. A Radish will never stand in the way. Marshal Folks

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53. There are no athiests in foxholes!
54. There are 24 bones in a squirrels hand.
55. Three things make a movie great : Horses, cowboys, and horses.

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56. Never argue with crazy people.
57. Always wear clean underwear in case you get run over by a tank and have to go to the hospital.

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A good thing to be is a Louge Lizard at War.

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A hero is someone who is cold enough or hungry enough or tired enough not to give a damn

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60. Behind every great man, there's a woman with a vibrator.
61. Gin + red = wine.

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62. Coffee, Eggs and Gunpowder will wake anybody up.

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63. Whenever someone appears to be playing cards by themselves, chances are that they were doing something sneaky seconds before that.
"Right! Should I write "Wammo," sir? "
"Uh, no, no, it doesn't sound too G.I. Make it... "Socko."

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64. It's okay if you saw a Big Red Bird with Fuzzy Pink Feet

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