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200 Things I Learned from Watching MASH..
Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 10:10 pm
by Mrs Tuttle
Ok, so this is an idea i had from a thread in the off topic section of this board. Basically, everyone comes up with different things they learned from MASH and post them here, and see how many we can come up with..
I'll start..
#1 - If you are going to get a tattoo, get a calender. That way, atleast it will be useful for a year.
Re: 200 Things I Learned from Watching MASH..
Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 11:25 pm
by townsbg
Is this from Mash? I don't remember that.
Re: 200 Things I Learned from Watching MASH..
Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 11:57 pm
by Jeeter
Sounds like something Potter would have said to Radar in the episode "Images". Am I right?
Re: 200 Things I Learned from Watching MASH..
Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2011 12:38 pm
by Big Daddy O'Reilly
This is going to take forever, lol.
#2. If you desperately want out of the army, running around in dresses is a waste of time, because people can see past your little scheme.
Re: 200 Things I Learned from Watching MASH..
Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2011 9:16 pm
by Mrs Tuttle
Jeeter wrote:Sounds like something Potter would have said to Radar in the episode "Images". Am I right?
Close. I think it was Hawkeye and/or Bj that said it.. It's just something that i've always remembered, although it didn't stop me from getting a tatoo
#3. Nailing someones boot to the floor and loosening the salt shaker lid, are not very 'original' pranks..
![B.J. (Mustache) :bj2:](./images/smilies/s-bj2.gif)
Re: 200 Things I Learned from Watching MASH..
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2011 11:27 pm
by Jeeter
#4 If you act drunk long enough, you get a real hangover. (Snappier Judgement)
Re: 200 Things I Learned from Watching MASH..
Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2011 10:11 pm
by townsbg
#5 That Maj CEW the III can invent body parts.
![Image](http://worldsbestforum.1.forumer.com/html/emoticons/worldsbestforum/laughing1.gif)
#6 It is possible to literally lose a patient.
Re: 200 Things I Learned from Watching MASH..
Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2011 10:31 am
by Big Daddy O'Reilly
#8. Frank Burns eats worms.
![Razz :P](./images/smilies/icon_razz.gif)
Re: 200 Things I Learned from Watching MASH..
Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2011 5:35 pm
by Jeeter
Where did #7 go?!
Re: 200 Things I Learned from Watching MASH..
Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 6:16 am
by Mrs Tuttle
^^ I Found it! It's right here --> #7 The international signal for 'Touchdown' looks a whole lot like the international signal for 'Surrender' (The Yalu Brick Road)
#9. After you scrub up for surgery, DO NOT touch your nose!
![Laughing :lol:](./images/smilies/icon_lol.gif)
Re: 200 Things I Learned from Watching MASH..
Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 8:30 pm
by townsbg
#10 Always tell commander Pierce where you are going.
Re: 200 Things I Learned from Watching MASH..
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2011 10:19 pm
by Big Daddy O'Reilly
11. 11 is a very significant number.
Does that count?
![Confused :?](./images/smilies/icon_e_confused.gif)
Re: 200 Things I Learned from Watching MASH..
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 10:03 pm
by townsbg
12. Not to swallow a pool ball.
13. Army intelligence is a contradiction of terms.
Re: 200 Things I Learned from Watching MASH..
Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2011 5:44 pm
by Mrs Tuttle
14. When you see four flies together, they are obviously having a meeting about a horse..
![Laughing :lol:](./images/smilies/icon_lol.gif)
Re: 200 Things I Learned from Watching MASH..
Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2011 7:46 pm
by rosielandxpress
When the going gets rough, take my advice...
Just pull down your pants..and slide on the ice...
See you in the funny papers..