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Help with MASH Trivia

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 8:59 am
by pinkpagoda
Does anyone know the entire "script" by Hawkeye during the Episode "Dear Sigmund" where he acts like Groucho Marx?

It starts with "Nurse Nurse" - "did you call me Dr" - "Why would I call you doctor? I'm the surgeon." And ends up with something about his watch running slow....

Re: Help with MASH Trivia

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 1:36 pm
by Big Daddy O'Reilly
I'm sure it went something like this...

HAWKEYE: Good evening ladies and germs, sorry I'm late, but my watch stopped. It HAD to, it'd be running fast all week! *Laughs, looks at a patient's chart* Is this the foist time you been pregnant?
PATIENT: :mrgreen:
HAWKEYE: *Checks pulse* How long have you had that problem in your wrist? NOIS! NOIS!
NURSE: Did you call me doctor?
HAWKEYE: Why should I call YOU doctor, I'm the surgeon!

Re: Help with MASH Trivia

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 2:14 pm
by pinkpagoda
Thank you so very much BDOR!! I answer questions on allexperts.com for Mash, and I have on my profile, that I may not know the answer, but I will get it! I may have these questions from time to time, and I have given you full credit in my answer for the quote!! You rock!

Re: Help with MASH Trivia

Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 4:15 pm
by Ampersand
While we're on the subject of M*A*S*H trivia, this has been driving me crazy: from what episode does Hawkeye's sing "They asked me how I knew her brassiere was blue" to the tune of "Smoke Gets In Your Eyes"?

Re: Help with MASH Trivia

Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 9:27 pm
by townsbg
I have no idea. :?

Re: Help with MASH Trivia

Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 10:13 pm
by Big Daddy O'Reilly
I THINK it's probably "The Abduction of Margaret Houlihan" (5x07), because I remember Hawkeye was cut off in his song by gunshot, and Frank had accidentally shot B.J. in the leg...

FRANK: I was cleaning my weapon, and it discharged prematurely -- sir, I think the Chinese have captured Major Houlihan!
POTTER: So naturally, you shot Captain Hunnicutt.

Re: Help with MASH Trivia

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 3:31 am
by Mrs Tuttle
Big Daddy O'Reilly wrote:I THINK it's probably "The Abduction of Margaret Houlihan" (5x07), because I remember Hawkeye was cut off in his song by gunshot, and Frank had accidentally shot B.J. in the leg...

FRANK: I was cleaning my weapon, and it discharged prematurely -- sir, I think the Chinese have captured Major Houlihan!
POTTER: So naturally, you shot Captain Hunnicutt.
:lol: One of my favourite episodes, and favourite lines.. Cracks me up :lol:

Re: Help with MASH Trivia

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 9:20 am
by Ampersand
Big Daddy O'Reilly wrote:I THINK it's probably "The Abduction of Margaret Houlihan" (5x07), because I remember Hawkeye was cut off in his song by gunshot, and Frank had accidentally shot B.J. in the leg...

FRANK: I was cleaning my weapon, and it discharged prematurely -- sir, I think the Chinese have captured Major Houlihan!
POTTER: So naturally, you shot Captain Hunnicutt.
Ah...thanks!

I had thought it was from the Trapper/Henry era, but I guess not.