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I've got this particular exchange stuck in my head right now, and I can't remember what episode it came from, but either way, here it is:

FRANK: It is NOT necessary to curse in surgery, Captain!
TRAPPER: Hey, I'm sorry Frank, but you know how it is, war is HECK!
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My absolute favorite is the entire exchange between Henry, Hawkeye, Trapper and Capt. Sloan when they are talking about getting an incubator. Hilarious!
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Another one I like is the exchange we have after Potter tells the troops that the reason they're under fire is because neither side knows they're there (because no one got the word they bugged back to their original spot in Uijongbu).

CHARLES: What you are saying Colonel, in your undoubtedly folksy style, is that we are all doomed.
MARGARET: It sounded so much better when he [Potter] said it.
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Here's some quotes that I like it! It's from the Pilot episode:

Trapper: Bad news from my wife. She still loves me. Would you believe this? She still thinks I got sent to Korea as part of some secret plot to cheat on her.
Hawkeye: Well, didn't you?
Trapper: Yeah, but how did she figure it out?
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Mp: General Fox?
Hawk: You know red hair, long nose, steals chickens


Potter drunk: I'm not moving these pictures


Radar: I've never been in the stockade before


Frank: Youth would be a nice change for once.......hot lips leaves......that got her!
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